Here are a selection of albums that we struggle to comprehend. Therefore, we are unable to review them at this time due to them being predominantly shit!!
Don't do it!! Known for his spoon-bending rather than his vocals this megalomaniac was really pushing his luck here. Also, what a bizarre album cover ...fancy an egg butty anyone?
This is just one of his many no-no's. The title and album cover clearly making reference to Knight Rider.
It is incredible how many shit releases he has actually pumped out whilst truly talented musicians are overlooked.
Never listen to propaganda!!.
The Handless Organist aka Reverend Alberta Baker only released one album for which we are truly thankful!! This is the Holy Grail of no-no's.
Under the guise of being electronic, funk, hip hop and soul this album is totally shit and should not exist.
With tracks like Tony's Got Hot Nuts and He Forgot His Rubbers this is beyond the beyond. In essence. it's an unequivocal no-no!!
There is some controversy as to whether this album actually exists as the band has been identified as The Gal Tones and there is very little known about them. But going by the album cover/title this is one to avoid.
In truth this album does not exist so don't listen to it!! However, a CD release of the same name was put out, in 2014, so don't listen to that either!! That hair is something else though!!
Recently re-released on Creation Records this is still a no-no!!
Side A Track Listing - Continuous Uninterrupted Music To Massage
Side B Track Listing - Continuous Uninterrupted Music To Massage
...it's a no-no!!
No it's not Elvis Presley and Priscilla! This album is full of gospel songs and shit comedy skits with Ricky (he's the one in the jacket) stating the reason he is always smiling so much is, ...because I have a Jesus in me actually he has Geraldine in him!!
We have to admit we haven't listened to this one as we can't get passed Herbie's chest. Plus, the gatefold opens to reveal a textured orange and black print of two torsos engaged in missionary style intercourse!!
We assume these guys thought they were the Swedish version of Kiss!! A cover band popular in the '60s and '70s Lake (an abbreviation of Lasse Kents Orkester) ruined many of the original classics on this album including Leiber and Stoller's Love Potion No.9.
Elmer Fudpucker aka Hollis Champion delivering comedy live however a track is dedicated to Elmer explaining his sense of humour which sums the whole album ...it's a no-no!!
Known for their accordion-centric arrangements this Scottish pair were definitely not hot stuff and neither was this album!! Incredibly, they released a total of four albums ...absolute torture!!
Wrong on so many levels ...this album is full of original heavy metal offerings by the Nuneaton band formed in 1972. Lead singer Garry (Flabby) Dalway posed for several pictures which were subsequently used as the album art.
Having been a teen gang leader, who then found Christ, it was Freddie Gage's mission to dedicate his life, via his ministry, to the youth victims of drug abuse. This album is basically one super long sermon ...just say no!!
The album includes a whooping twenty four solo banjo tunes, played using four different banjos, with no vocals whatsoever aka our idea of hell!!
Better known for her acting career (because she can't sing) this album exemplifies what singing out of tune sounds like. It is painful and unnecessary ...a no-no!!
As producer of The Byrds one might have high hopes for this release.
Well don't, as despite being the son of Doris Day, the man can't sing rather he sounds more like a trapped animal.
Serial killers come to mind when we look at this album cover ...sorry!
Also known as Nickles and Dimes their record company stated on the album that they may soon have to change that to Gold and Platinum.
Listening to Billy Joel is painful at the best of times but as he states, in respect of Attila, ...I did a lot of heavy metal for a while. We had about a dozen gigs and nobody could stay in the room when we were playing..., which kind of sums up this album considered by some to be the worst album ever!!
These guys are just so confused and confusing!! The album is full of elongated and self-indulgent prog-rock/jazz which has nothing to do with women's corsetry ...nice legs though!!
Do not be fooled by this album's title as it does not aid relaxation instead Hans Koller's monotonous sax playing under the guise of jazz is guaranteed to make you feel extremely tense and uptight ...don't do it!!.
Mike Adkins is an evangelist, author, singer and songwriter, with an inter-denominational ministry of praise, who believes God sends him songs via the Holy Spirit including such tracks as; What's Wrong With My Children and
Not A Prancing Horse incredibly this sold 500,000 copies ...we say nooo!!
Dorothy Freyberger is not really 'everbody's mother' (thankfully) but she can certainly give it some welly on the singing front and is very gung ho throughout the whole album. However, it's still a pile of shit ...don't do it!!
We are not sure who needs help Pauline? Randy? or us? But we are sure that this was their one and only release ...the Lord listens after all!!